Archive for the 'banter' Category

May Day Riot

Friday, November 24th, 2006

I’ve done the editing and post production on this video for aganovich.com, have a look courtesy of youTube.


amazon ACDC review

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

The text below has been copied verbatim from the amazon.com review section for ACDC’s Back in Black - I particularly like the end sentence - the bit Amazon adds for you. I think it was in some way.

“Ten songs, three chords, smack-some-ass rock n’ roll, August 6, 1998
Reviewer: Rodems@aol.com (Tampa, Florida) - See all my reviews
AC-DC was in disarray when this album came out: The previous lead singer had died of alcohol poisoning. Most said the band’s best music had been played. Nobody expected much.

This album was a monster. Considering the tired and irritatingly “artistic” sound of the Who and Led Zeppelin, Back in Black kicked ass. Listening to this album made you want to grab a stick and break something.

The opening riff of “Shoot to Thrill” can cause carpal tunnel syndrome trying to crank up the volume.

“Given the Dog a Bone” was a nightmare for English teachers and feminists, alike. Arguably, if the act was completed, then the verb tense of the title was proper.

Many complained that the title song was evil and anti-religious, that it was a poster child for reincarnation, that Brian Johnson was really Bon Scott, rising from the dead. Those people are now probably listening to Curt Cobain, and crying, while drinking cafe mocha.

Others com! plained that the music was just simple. So damn what. Ten songs, three chord guitar, screaming vocals. No “rock opera,” no social messages, just drink, smoke, and screw.

Isn’t that the way it’s supposed to be?

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scooter

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

rod
my housemate’s just bought a scooter - gets delivered in may

looks like it might be fun

isync my Nokia N70

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

iSync with Nokia N70
I’ve just bought a Nokia N70 - well when i say bought i mean i got a bargain contract from e2save.com - check em out. The reason i got this phone is that i want to get more involved with mobile blogging, plus the camera is great.

My first problem was that Apple’s iSync doesn’t recognise the phone and of course Nokia ignores mac users. Theres loads of info on the web on how to get iSync working with the N70, just google “N70 iSync” but i’m fairly sure that Apple has done something in version 10.4.5 that stops this working so well (or it could be something to do with my setup).

Anyway - I gave £2.99 to the writer of The Dogs Blogs and she sent me the files i needed to get it syncing straight away. I’d actually been trying exactly the method she gave me, but it didn’t work. The solution is in the MetaClasses.plist file, which you’ll come across if you google for it, but only Andrea’s Dogs Blogs solution worked for me.

4 hours of frustration solved in 1 minute, well worth the price of a pint I think.

ipod surgery

Monday, February 20th, 2006

got a dodgy ipod hard disk pintsized shows you how to sort it out here.

Reminds me of the good old days when my ipod Mark I died - almost. I was customizing an old ghetto blaster to accept an ipod in one of the tape slots - then it would be connected via a cable to the amp. All was going well until with the ipod in the tape slot i drilled a hole for the cable and forgot it was still there.

I managed to widen the headphone socket quite substantially with a powerdrill - which i thought had completely screwed the ipod, but i turned it on and all still worked - but the headphones wouldn’t connect properly.

But popping off the ipod case and getting to work with some bits of copper sheet an a soldering iron i got it all working fine again. The hard disk finally died a year later (and it only held 5GB) so i bought a 3rd generation a while ago. Perhaps I should replace the disk though and get it going again.

I wonder if I can upgrade the hard disk to a larger size….

blog explosion

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

Jeff Jarvis at buzzmachine.com has called upon us to blow up blogs. I’m making a CMS system for artists (this site and my art site are the prototypes) that incorporates a wordpress blog and i’ve embedded it within my own menu system. I’ve not altered the look and feel radically from the Kubrick default, just tweeked it to fit in with my own design.

The issue here is that if you’re only concerned with the RSS feed then the look and feel doesn’t matter, plus if you only blog - and do nothing else then it can be good to use a very standard template, loads of blogs just stick with Wordpress Kubrick. There is something to be said about using a format that is familiar to you if you just want to read and search for stuff.

What I want to do is provide a site for artists so they can upload their portfolio online, edit their events and contact details online and blog with a news area. For this application people will visit the site to view the pictures and presentation is very important.

When I think about blowing up the blog I’m not thinking about presentation alone - what interests me more is the applications of the blog technology. Turning all sorts of other data into feeds, and interlinking different sites through that data. Flickr for instance is an image blog in essence, its feed can appear on your blog - or you could subscribe to it, but you will probably want to visit the site too. Id be interested to know if anyone has manipulated Flickr data in any interesting ways (other than a few thumbs on the sidebar like i have).

CMS

Friday, February 17th, 2006

The whole of this site - and alistairmcclymont.com is controlled by a custom CMS system. Virtually everything is editable online. Primarily this is useful for my portfolio and biography.

The portfolio has a system that enables me to upload an image online - this image is then automatically resized, recompressed and a thumbnail is created. It is then put into the appropriate area of my portfolio along with all the info. The whole thing is done with php (using GD Lib to resample the images) and mySQL. The biography is the same - and it gets automatically reordered by date (forthcoming, current, past areas etc). The news area is a customized wordpress Kubric theme (i’m itching to use the K2 theme - its just too uncompliant with internet explorer at the mo (on a mac - i know its a crap un-supported brower, but so many of the people i deal with use it)).

a bit of AJAX

Friday, February 17th, 2006

AJAX - fantastic, i’ve just added my first bit of it at alistairmcclymont.com. Its a database linked slideshow for my portfolio - the beauty of AJAX is that it all happens on the page - so smooth animated effects are possible. On top of that this script gets over the problem of the URL not changing, and so hampering bookmarking of pages (the script adds a little number onto the end of the URL - and doesn’t get in the way of the php which is doing the same thing). Check out the slideshow here.

Its all based on the script from this guy Max Kiesler. I just slapped a bit of php and mySQL onto it. I might get around to posting it if anyone’s interested

A brand spanking new site

Wednesday, December 31st, 1969

Right welcome to the new alistairm.co.uk, it looks just like www.alistairmcclymont.com, the art site, so unifies what i’m doing on the web. Plus its totally controlled by my own custom CMS.

Right thats taken all day, and my shoulders are killing me (RSI on the way).